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  Glue Gun

  Glue Gun wasn't all bad. Sure, sometimes he got a little irritated at being plugged in so long (and sometimes forgotten), and *maybe* he lashed out by sneaking in a searing thumb burn. But you still love him. You love him for his stringy strays and the way he just makes it all come together. And he does it all for you.

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  Swiss Army Knife

  Suffering from from multiple personality syndrome, Swiss Army Knife was desperately seeking solace at his shrink's office.

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  Swiss Cheese

  Swiss Cheese didn't mind that she was holy. There is beauty in the flaws, after all. Swiss reminded herself of this every time she was chosen over plain old American cheese to grace someone's hamburger. And with the holidays coming, she knew she had a better chance than most to make an impression on the local cheese trays.

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  R. Reindeer

  Mr. R. Reindeer, "Rudy" to his friends, was a deer's deer. The kind all the ladies wanted to take home to momma and all the guys wanted to be like. Many were familiar with his infamous command of the sleigh line, but few got close to the real him. He knew just how to get all the little old does at the hoof shop to blush. He could win all your money at poker and make you feel happy about giving it to him. And he mixed a mean martini. A true renaissance deer to the core.

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  S. Claus

  December 26th couldn't come fast enough. Mr. Claus just wanted to take a break and get back on the golf course so he could prep for the annual Elves' Cup tournament on New Year's Eve. Against warnings from Mrs. C., he always found time between chimneys to borrow a couple drivers from his sack of presents and peel off a few shots at the greens in Arizona while making his rounds. This year, that trophy was his.

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  Glue Gun

  Glue Gun wasn't all bad. Sure, sometimes he got a little irritated at being plugged in so long (and sometimes forgotten), and *maybe* he lashed out by sneaking in a searing thumb burn. But you still love him. You love him for his stringy strays and the way he just makes it all come together. And he does it all for you.

• 

  Swiss Army Knife

  Suffering from from multiple personality syndrome, Swiss Army Knife was desperately seeking solace at his shrink's office.

• 

  Swiss Cheese

  Swiss Cheese didn't mind that she was holy. There is beauty in the flaws, after all. Swiss reminded herself of this every time she was chosen over plain old American cheese to grace someone's hamburger. And with the holidays coming, she knew she had a better chance than most to make an impression on the local cheese trays.

• 

  R. Reindeer

  Mr. R. Reindeer, "Rudy" to his friends, was a deer's deer. The kind all the ladies wanted to take home to momma and all the guys wanted to be like. Many were familiar with his infamous command of the sleigh line, but few got close to the real him. He knew just how to get all the little old does at the hoof shop to blush. He could win all your money at poker and make you feel happy about giving it to him. And he mixed a mean martini. A true renaissance deer to the core.

• 

  S. Claus

  December 26th couldn't come fast enough. Mr. Claus just wanted to take a break and get back on the golf course so he could prep for the annual Elves' Cup tournament on New Year's Eve. Against warnings from Mrs. C., he always found time between chimneys to borrow a couple drivers from his sack of presents and peel off a few shots at the greens in Arizona while making his rounds. This year, that trophy was his.